10 Things on my mind after Scandal season 6 episode 3

I am alllllllllll caught up! Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!!! Without further delay, let’s get moving!

10. Cyrus done moved on up like the Jefferson’s! That kitchen was nice. But is Ella mute? I mean she can’t say NOTHING?!?!? Daddy? Help? My daddy killed my other daddy and gave me another daddy? I mean come on!

9. Was Francisco dipping his pen into Jenny’s quill? I’m not sure about him but she was looking mighty smitten with him!

Side note: Some of these people suffer from no assatall. I feel so awkward looking at people that are missing not some but ALL of their ass. Can we start a Go Fund Me? For just pennies a day, you can help give these people the ass they deserve.

8. Abby STAY talking too much. I mean HURSH GAL!

Side note: Did Frankie say “Stay woke”? naw. nawwwwwww.

7. Fitz in a blue shirt is EVERYTHING.

6. Oh sh*t. Did Tom kill Frankie?!?!? Tom was told once upon a time by Cyrus to take Sally Langston out in the very same way when she was losing her mind and threatening to expose her husband’s murder. Yum Yum Crispy piggy!!!

5. That lady must have gone to the DragonFly Jones self defense class. Those moves were TERRIBLE! dragon-fly-jones-o

4. Cyrus got that GOOD GOOD! He got po Tom out here so sprung that he out here beating women almost to death. Then he has his husband out here buying guns and sneaking them in inside brown rice boxes with the groceries! These men are being real stupid! he needs to teach a class cause I definitely need some tips. I’m struggling to get a brotha to bring me a whopper with MY money. smdh.

3. I feel so sexxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyy! Y’all remember Pat? The androgynous character?7c522dbc3f8c4040fc6bd206b166cb64 That’s what I think about when I think about Cyrus. And the fact that he’s out here about to get some and he’s cackling and snickering like Muttley is NOT helping. 0000d18767c977cdfd1d42122b1bfad6

2. You can’t kill a killer Cyrus! I mean come on! You really thought you were going to take out a trained assassin?!?!? Now he’s got your gun and you’re out here in the park after dark shaking harder than booty meat at Magic City.

1. The one thing about them tables…….they ALWAYS turn. Jasmine said it best…..”you see you just can’t play with people’s feelings. Tell them you love them and don’t mean it. You’ll probably say it was juvenile but I think that I deserve to smile”. Well Tom is smiling now cause he’s dishing out that “there are fates worse than death” kinda vengeance. 28577651


Until next time!


10 Things on my Mind after Scandal Season 6 episode 2

It’s taken me a little while but I am up and moving. Let’s get straight to it.

10. Marcus?!?!?!? Dude…….. crying? C’mon son. Quit playing. Huck said it best: “you’re embarrassing us.” Literally.

9. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! Man! Marcus got Mellie outchea begging and pleading harder than Keith Sweat and Gerald LeVert combined. She’s begging harder than Theo when he was trying to get Justine back!

8. Harpo! who dis woman? I don’t know who this chick is but I know good and damned well she didn’t come for Liv. She gon’ fool around and get 752’d. Don’t play!

7. Mellie and Marcus are………awkward. Kinda like watching a dog walk backwards ……..or watching the Trumps dance at an inaugural ball.

6. The shade. Oh the shade. Liv looking at this chick like she wanna jump across the table on her ass. She was rolling her eyes REAL hard! Straight Michelle Obama level side eyes. michelle-obamas-disapproval-collage-of-many-faces

5. Abby please go sit down.

4. Marcus got that GOOD GOOD! Mellie out her smelling roses and smiling at butterflies and ish. It’s amazing how life changes once you get your back broke.

3. Mellie is coo coo for cocoa puffs. But who can blame her after all of her relationship drama. Not everyday your husband’s friend becomes VP and then sleeps with you to get closer to Liv and try to overthrow the US government.

2. Girl Fight! Liv and old girl gonna go! She all on the Truman balcony. naw girl. Nawwwwwww!

1.Cyrus…….you in trouble… but I don’t think it’s you. My money is STILL on the brother.

See you next week!


10 things on my mind after Scandal Season 6 Episode 1

Holy smokes! I’m back everyone! Long time no hear from! Life got crazy but I am back with this blogging thing! Let’s get it!

10. Hey Boo! Forget those polls. Honey anytime I see Fitzgerald Grant the III I get butterflies. Chileeeeeeee. But the one thing 2016 taught us is that POLLS SUCK. Our polls said we’d have a President Clinton in a landslide yet we end up with a Donald Trump. Mr. Twitter fingers himself. Can we elect Fitz instead?

9. The 53% strike again! So 53% of white women voted for a man who said it was ok to grab a woman by her private areas if you have money. Luckily the 53% of fictional white women didn’t vote so negligently. They got rid of Hollis longgggggggg before things got this far. Shonda Rhimes must be a lowkey prophetess.

8.  Fitz can STILL get it on the presidential seal…….. with his ex wife and my client having a meltdown in the next room. My Gawd he’s sexy!

7. WAYMENT! Y’all better hope Shonda ain’t no prophetess cause…… PINEAPPLES!!!!!  Wayment now Shonda. You gon’ kill the president elect during the acceptance speech?!??!? AW NAW!!!!!!!  38074234

6. Anybody else curious as to how Marcus is now Press Secretary and Charlie is now  a gladiator complete with his own office?

5. Politics is cutthroat. That woman went from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows and can’t even call her children because Abby took her phone. Abby would have got that business fooling around with me and my kids. I’d have been like……..


4. Papa Pope still outchea hunting. “Did I think about killing him? Yes. It’s a genius move”. LOL Papa would literally need like 100 f*cks in order to have no f*cks. LOL He’s still looking for his 5ap7ltxuzv53

3. When people show you who they are…… believe them. Amanda Tanner. James Novak. Staged shooting in Pennsylvania capital. Harrison Wright. Janine Locke.Daniel Douglass Langston. All of these people are ruined or dead due in part to Cyrus’ need for power. Yet Liv never even considered that he could be the culprit. smh Her gut been broke!

2. Quinn and Charlie: SHUT. UP.

  1. Cyrus might be too easy. My money is on the ousted brother…… and Cyrus.

See you soon!